when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
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bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes